Ghelzemeth's Strip Mall

Adventurers must stop Ghelzemeth, it’s the end of the world, yada yada— who cares! Check out the shit you can do in this mall, dawg!:

• Win Prom King
• Duel a Samurai at terminal velocity
• Buy dildos from a depressed dragon
• Stab a Hamburger to death
• Giving Zeus-esque-head-birth to mushrooms
• Flirt with zombie strippers at an undead cabaret club
• Prom
• Identity theft at a local Starbucks
• Destroy Saturday Night Live
• Indiana Jones
  
• Smeef
• Cure a fish's PTSD through violence
• Kill a weeaboo spider
• Join a dogfighting ring run by children

And much more!

Can you get out of the mall, save the world, and stop the Mambo from destroying the multiverse? 

… Can you? I’m actually asking you here.

Why aren’t you responding?

…

Wow. Great conversational skills, dude. What a real standup guy you are. Jackass.

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Ghelzemeth’s Strip Mall is a 100-page D&D Campaign with an emphasis on comedy and improv, made for 3-5 player characters. Packed with over 200 quirky and humorous NPCs, unique mechanics such as the Devil Brands and the Curse of the Rat King, and four self-contained adventures with an epic conclusion.

Features

• The 100-page, officially formatted campaign pdf itself
• 30+ maps
• Original monsters stat blocks including Monsters from previous editions like 3e and 4e
• Monster illustrations
• A YouTube playlist of songs
• Feet pics (I'M JOKING)

There may be additional content added to later versions of this game, such as additional or original character models and maps depending on audience engagement. Download today and enjoy the batshit insane world of Ghelzemeth's Strip Mall!

"It's like you've transcended the outer limits of reality and arrived in some sort of purgatory between reality and some twisted acid/fever dream, where things will get more alien and fantastic the further you delve, instilling in you both the childlike joy of discovery and fear of uncertainty of what lies beyond." - John O. (Commenting on this video, completely unrelated to this game)